Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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