I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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