discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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