I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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