Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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