so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you inspire me to be a worse person
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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