My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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