Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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