I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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