just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
they're like a gay fantastic four
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize