i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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