Who did Billy Mays play for?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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