Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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