Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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