porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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