She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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