Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Randomize
