Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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