at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The adults are the big ones right?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Randomize
