Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
