"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
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is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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