How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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