oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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