Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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