One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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