how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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