I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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