Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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