dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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