Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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