Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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