can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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