the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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