you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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