I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
We got so high we made milksteak
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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