Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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