i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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