Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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