What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
