spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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