check it out our google latitudes are spooning
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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