absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My nipple is on Facebook.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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