its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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