She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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