you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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