"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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