I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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