in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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