what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Do vagina's smell?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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