what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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