Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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