Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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