I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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