He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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