So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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