Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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