i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
my poor anus
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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